2. Men are very confident people.
3. If it's attention you want, don't get involved with a man during play-off season.
4. Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.
5. All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals.
6. The way a man looks at himself in the mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else.
7. Don't try to teach men how to do anything in public. They can learn in private; in public they have to KNOW.
8. Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps.
9. All men hate to hear "We need to talk." No matter what the subject is, these seven words strike fear in the heart of even General Norman Schwarzkopf.
10. Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log doesn't burn, he will take it personally.
11. Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax.
12. All men think they're nice guys.
13. Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in the winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.
14. Most men hate to shop. That is why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.
15. No man is charming all of the time.
16. When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.
17. Men are less sentimental than women.
18. If a man says "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't FORGET... he didn't LOSE your number... he didn't DIE! He just didn't want to call you.
19. Men hate to lose.
20. Men accept compliments much better than women do.
21. Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause: you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.
22. Men forget everything. Women remember everything.
23. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.
24. Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.
25. Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with superheroes. Women have bad self images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.
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